oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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