I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
