Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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