All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
