awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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