2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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