Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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