I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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