With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
