he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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