Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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