he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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