I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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