I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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