marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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