If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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