we're blogging at a bar
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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