The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sext me about skeletons
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