I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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