absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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