Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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