she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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