I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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