If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
