i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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