I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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