Pants 0. Shit 1.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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