We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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