Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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