At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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