so explain again why im purple
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found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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