Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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