Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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