he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
