i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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