i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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