North Korea, Best Korea!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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