All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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