nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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