So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
this is an emotional support booty call
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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