this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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