your thong is hanging out like whoa
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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