I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
