Do you still have your period?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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