I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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