We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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