Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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