Porn is love you can see.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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