i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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