Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Randomize
