You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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